Friday, August 20, 2010

Clowns to the left, jokers to the right ...

Two parties, different views, complete morons.  Granted, not all conservatives and liberals behave in a way that many "radicals" from each side of the spectrum do, but as my old teacher used to remind me, "If you run with the wolves, you're considered a wolf."

The following contains my dream statements to each party / ideology, addressing the insanity they tend to push on the public at large.

Dear liberals,

Please stop pretending to be so open-minded.  I become frustrated at any group of people who demands everyone be open to their ideas, but themselves are closed off to the possibility their perspective could be wrong.

Stop trying to guilt me over illegal immigration.  People who illegally cross the border, no matter how well intentioned, are breaking the law.  What they do is an insult to every naturalized citizen who entered this country through the proper channels.  Other nations place strict quotas on immigration and punish those who illegally enter their borders.  We have no Constitutional obligation to allow just anyone into the country.

Yes, the world would be better off without guns, but they are here to stay.  Sorry.  They've been protecting your kind for a few centuries now.

Do you honestly expect Americans to believe life doesn't begin until a person's actual "birth"?  Abortion is wrong.  Executing criminals is wrong in your mind, but "terminating" a pregnancy is a "right"?

The government spends too much of its resources on "programs" that enable citizens to be lazy.  Take a drive around Southern West Virginia sometime if you don't believe this. 

Dear conservatives,

President Obama was born in Hawai'i and he is not a Muslim.  McCain lost the election.  End of story.

The following people should be permanently muted:  Bill O'Reilly, Michael Savage, and Rush Limbaugh.

Realize not every human being accepting government assistance is not some shady individual cheating the system.  Most Americans understand crappy people abuse the system -- so change that aspect of welfare programs.

So let me see if I understand:  killing a human to show them how wrong it is to kill another human is an appropriate method of punishment.  Am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy in that?

Waterboarding is torture.  Is it a tactic to use to gain information?  Perhaps.  But don't pretend like this is any normal means of interrogation.

Will you please shut up about repealing the 14th Amendment?  Are you unaware this amendment enabled George Bush to win the presidency in 2000?  Equal protection of the laws and due process exist for a reason.  You can't demand we throw out portions of the Constitution when they are not interpretted to your liking.

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